fallontonight:

Cortana is about to be released, and we heard John Travolta was one of the first orders.

fallontonight:

Cortana is about to be released, and we heard John Travolta was one of the first orders.

When I take a cab for just a few blocks

whatshouldwecallme:

(Source: tchamblers, via rufustfirefly)

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.

(Source: patbaer, via butthole-begonias)

humansofnewyork:

"He loves the park more than anything in the world, and he’s got all kinds of tricks to stay as long as possible. When he knows we’re walking home, he sidles up to the nearest stranger, and as soon as he has their attention, he flops on his back."

humansofnewyork:

"He loves the park more than anything in the world, and he’s got all kinds of tricks to stay as long as possible. When he knows we’re walking home, he sidles up to the nearest stranger, and as soon as he has their attention, he flops on his back."

The National: This Is The Last Time
The National performs “This Is The Last Time” on the Tonight Show!

The National: This Is The Last Time

The National performs “This Is The Last Time” on the Tonight Show!

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